ShityRail: shity rail, shittyrail, shitty rail Sydney Train Network

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Welcome to Shityrail.info:

Sydney's Premiere rail network. We're the worlds only train network that promises to run at least 90% of all trains late, delayed or not at all.

ShityRails promises to our customers:

trains will be at least 5 minutes later than printed timetables
At least 15 trains per day per line will be canceled
All trains will be over crowded
We will overcharge for a poor service
We will continue to put the price up as our service gets worse
We will have at least one derailment per year
Track work will only be done on weekends when it's a long weekend, mother's day weekend, father's day weekend or Easter just to screw any plans you have to be with love ones
There will be no staff to sell you tickets
All ticket machines won't work
There will be more ticket inspectors than passengers at all times
Due to the fact you can't buy a ticket YOU WILL BE FINED $500
90% of our Millennium Trains will not work
never ever be as good as we were during the Olympics
not to listen to our customers, be as rude to them as possible, try as hard we can to make sure we can fine our customers for $500

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ShityRail Sydney Australia Train Network Timetables

ShityRail Sydney Australia Train Network Trackwork

Shityrail.info is made as a joke, any resemblance to any actual Rail Network is purely coincidental. May help come to those that live in a city with such a poor rail network

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