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Shityrail: Tickets and unFares

Here at Shityrail we try to charge you as much as possible so you can never afford a car so you're all stuck travelling with Shityrail for the rest of your life.

ShityRails promises on ticket prices:
  • All prices will be outrageously over priced
  • We know if we charged less more people would use our service, but we don't care, the less of you public the less we have to clean up after you slobs.
  • We will continue to put the prices of our tickets up as our services decline
  • we won't refund your ticket price if your train is cancelled.
  • even if you can't buy a ticket due to no staff, broken machines we will still fine you $500
  • If we didn't employ 500 ticket inspectors for each station we could afford to have staff sell you a ticket and to run a better train network

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ShityRail Network Timetables

ShityRail overpriced tickets


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